I mean really...who lit Pharrell for this photo shoot. This is the cover? Why he got to look ashy?! WTF....Pharrell is a really good looking guy and you made him look like....THIS!
Yeah you you tried it Nylon. Even if you don't put African Americans on the cover often, you could have gone the extra mile to light the boy properly.
Not feeling it.....
I am sourcing really good things for this production. This production is like the little engine that could ok! We are having this damn thing turn out, even if one of the actors comes to set drunk. This is What not to do on set: The actors edition. I know, I shouldn’t think its funny, because he was totally unprofessional and really wreaking havoc on the production that day. I must have a warped sense of humor because I could not stop laughing.
Props definitely goes to the Director, he has the patience of Job. He and other crew members tried to sober the actor enough for him to do his lines (slurred and all). Even at times when he was belligerent and rude (in between making faces and singing the Debbie downer theme). The director, however never lost his temper once. He came real close a couple of times but remained professional. Like I said, I am sourcing really good things for this production! Trials and Tribulations be damned LOL!
Stay tuned for more from the little production that could!
~Uche~ So, I am still working on the film I mentioned in a previous post for this Production company. We had a few days off for the holiday break to re-group, as that was needed given some of the mishaps that were occurring on set. Now, I had been debating with myself about telling ya’ll about my fit of rage on set. You know cause I thought that I shouldn’t share it because of how, if viewed by the wrong person, I could be perceived as unprofessional and you know...um…crazy. Then I realized some of you already know that I am just little on the crazy side. (ok a lot)
Anyway, It was a night shoot on location in a random intersection in New Jersey. One of those nights that is was really cold. Everything was going ok, I was chilling in the then Assistant Directors Van cause that’s where it was warm and where I could do makeup on the actors without my fingers going numb. I noticed that my bladder needed to be relieved and the closest bathroom was 3 blocks away so I did what came naturally.
Me: Hey, I need to go to the bathroom, okay so when you get a chance can you take me?
AD: well I am waiting to find out if I need to pick up someone or if blah blah blah but yeah, I'll take ya'
Me: (pleasantly) okay
About an hour and a half later
Me: Hey, I need to go to the bathroom
AD: I don’t know what to tell ya; I got the actors in the van now…staying warm. I'm still waiting to find out what I need to do I don’t know… I don’t know…blah blah blah
I walk away
Me: (to a few other guys on set) I really need to go to the bathroom
Them: yeah…I just went out there (points in the direction of trees and bushes and fence)
Me: oh yeah…well I’m a girl…and you know...that don’t really work for me.
Here’s were it got ugly.
Me: (2 AD). Look I need to go to the bathroom
AD: I don’t know…what to…
Me (Screaming) THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS, I ‘LL BE DAMNED IF I AM GOING TO USE THE BATHROOM IN SOME FUCKING BUSHES ON THIS SET.
(Slams van door) I DON’T GIVE A DAMN WHO, BUT SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM.
It was quiet on set like never before, the DIRECTOR of the FILM took me to the bathroom, not a good look on the A.D.’s part but he thought he was doing what he was suppose to or something like that. I don’t know, he quit before the end of the night. (I said a few mishaps)
After the incident of me losing it, I couldn’t stop laughing at myself, which made me look even crazier. Whatever…I had to go! and there...what not to do on set...unless you have to.
~Uche~
